zapatero: sooo, i heard youre buying a shitload of greek bonds to keep them from from defaulting

merkel: can we put foreign policy aside and just watch some cool shit in 3D?

zapatero: id love to, but my country is doing almost as piss poor as greece when it comes to debt and im just kinda lookin for words of assurance here

merkel: you know james cameron had the idea for avatar over a decade ago?